Overheard in my 4-year-old son Sunday School class
Teacher: (after an elaborate and action-packed story on David and Goliath) So, kids, who beat Goliath?
Boy: Power Rangers!
Boy: Power Rangers!
Teacher: (lining up the kids on a pretend train and started moving around the classroom) Let’s go to Sunday School, kids, make sure you don’t miss the train!
Boy: Yes! Because if you miss this one, you have to buy a more expensive ticket for the next one!
Boy: Yes! Because if you miss this one, you have to buy a more expensive ticket for the next one!
Teacher: Then, Jesus was born in a mager…
Girl: (in a panic tone) And what happened to the sheep? Where are they going to stay?
Girl: (in a panic tone) And what happened to the sheep? Where are they going to stay?